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SLL Daily – 181

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What do you name a bear without an ear?  A: B

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 180

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 179

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy replied in relief: “Oh, good thing that t it wasn’t new.”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 178

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Everybody knows 40 is the new 30, right? But the police officer giving me a speeding ticket couldn’t be persuaded.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 177

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Wife: I have a doctor’s appointment today but I really don’t want to go.  Husband: says just call in sick then.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 176

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Why do the French like to eat snails so much?  A:  They can’t stand fast food.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 175

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  A man got hit hard in the head with a can of 7Up.  He’s alright though, it was a soft drink.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 174

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?  A:  Because he was a little shellfish.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 173

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Why don’t skeletons watch scary movies?  A:  They just don’t have the guts.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 172

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: I just wrote a book on reverse psychology.  A:  Do not read it!

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 171

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What’s the most famous creature in the ocean?  A:  The starfish.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 170

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Why was the poor guy selling yeast?  A:  To raise some dough

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 169

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?  A:  Frisbee.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 168

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What did one shark say to the other as he ate a clownfish?  A:  Well this tastes a little funny.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 167

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?  A:  Oh, snap!

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 166

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?  A:  Roberto

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 165

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What do you call a pony with a cough? A:  A little hoarse.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 164

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?  A:  They kept dropping their trunks.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 163

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What did the big bucket say to the smaller one? A: Lookin’ a little pail there.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 162

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: How do you befriend a squirrel? A: Just act like a nut.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.