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SLL Daily – 201

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  An employee complains to his boss, “Sorry boss, but the salary doesn’t even remotely match the effort I put into my work.” Boss nods and says, “I know, but we can’t let you starve to death.”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 200

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Daddy reads some bedtime stories to make his son fall asleep. Half an hour later mommy opens the door quietly and asks: “And, is he asleep?” The little boy answers: “Yes, finally.”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 199

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Teacher: “OK class, who will give me the chemical formula for water?” Student: “HIJKLMNO.” Teacher: “What on earth are you on about?” Student: “Well you said yourself yesterday it was H to O!”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 198

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What goes through every village, over mountains, crosses rivers and deserts and yet never moves? A: A road.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 197

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Without water, there’d be no life on Earth because, without water, there could be no coffee.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 196

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: How come the barber won the race? A: The cheater took a short cut.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 195

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  A man in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his cell phone. “Honey,” she says in a worried voice, “please be careful. There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the highway.” “Oh it’s worse than that,” he replies, “there are hundreds of them!”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 194

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Financially I‘m set for life. Provided I die next Wednesday.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 193

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: I’ll be going out tonight.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 192

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  A man says to his doctor: Hello doctor, can you look at my laptop? Doctor asks: Why? He says: It looks like it caught a virus.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 191

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Mother says to her child: Eat your bread. Child says: I don’t like bread. Why do I have to eat bread? Mother responds: So you become big and strong. Child says: Why do I have to become big and strong? Mother responds: So you can provide the daily bread to your family. Child says: But I don’t like bread!

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 190

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  A little boy says: This is so odd. First my parents teach me to speak and then they want me to be quiet the whole time.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 189

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:   A man says to his wife: “Do you know what our 6 year old son wants to be once he’s big?”  Wife says: “No.” Husband says: “A garbage man. And you know why?” Wife says: “No, why?” Husband says: “Because he thinks they only work on Thursdays.”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 188

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Why is it a bad idea to insult an octopus? – Because it is well armed.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 187

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Nothing ruins a great Friday more than realizing it’s actually Wednesday.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 186

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  The police stops a computer hardware engineer: “Your light isn’t working. You have to get off your bike.” Engineer says: “I tried that but the light still isn’t working.”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 185

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Insurance clerk: “Where were you born, Sir?” Man: “In the United States.” Insurance clerk: “OK, and which part?” Man: “My entire body.”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 184

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no, on both occasions.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 183

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Person #1 says: Are you two twins? #2 replies: No, why do you ask? #1 says: Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes. #2 replies: OK that’s enough, your driver’s license please.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 182

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Man: “Oh my goodness, I just fell off a 30 ft ladder.” Friend: “No way man, are you okay?” Man: “Yeah, luckily I was just on the first step.”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.