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SLL Daily – 160

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  There is a fantastic exercise that really helps you to lose weight: Turn your head to the left. Good. Turn your head to the right. Very good. Repeat this exercise whenever you are offered any food.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 159

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  I saw a poster today, somebody was asking “Have you seen my cat?” So I called the number and said that I didn’t. I like to helpful when I can.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 157

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?  A: He sang until he found the right key!

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 156

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What do you do with a sick boat?  A: Take it to the doc.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 155

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q:  Why did the runner stop listing to music?  A: Because she broke too many records.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 154

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Q: Why didn’t the sailors play cards? A: Because the captain was on the deck.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 153

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said “Help Wanted,” so the man ran in the store and yelled out, “What’s wrong?!”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 152

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: How do birds fly? A: They just wing it!

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 151

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Q: How do you create light by using water? A: Clean the windows!

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 150

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Teacher: “Where was the Constitution of India signed?”  A:  Student: “At the bottom of the page!”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 149

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Q: Why are vampires so easy to fool? A: Because they are suckers

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 148

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? A:  They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 147

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? A: Because she ran away from the ball.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 146

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom? A: “Odor in the court!”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 145

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: If a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing.  A:  Either the car is new or the wife.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 144

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Why didn’t the melons get married? A: Because they cantaloupe.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 143

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?  A: Between you and me, there’s something that smells.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 142

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he was eating a giant marshmallow? A: When he woke up, his pillow was gone.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 141

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Why did the painting go to jail? A: It was framed.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 140

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Why are hairdressers never late for work? A: Because they know all the shortcuts!

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.