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SLL Daily – 37

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  A mom and a son come home from the grocery store. The boy immediately empties out a box of animal crackers and the mom asks him why. The boy says, “You should not eat it if the seal is broken, so I’m looking for the seal.”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 36

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?  A: Because there are lots of fans.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 35

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then yells to the second man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets.” “That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 34

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke: Q: Why did the robber take a bath? A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 33

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” The lawyer asks, “Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” “Nope,” replied the man. “OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owes you,” says the lawyer. “But it’s only $500,” replied the man. The lawyer then says, “Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 32

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Big hands.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 31

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 30

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 29

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker? It was craving a well-balanced meal.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 28

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?” the reporter asked. She replied: “No peer pressure.”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 27

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What did the magnet say to the other magnet?  A: I find you very attractive!

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 26

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 25

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Dad, can you write in the dark?” “I think so. What is it you want me to write?” “Your name on this report card.”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 24

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Musician: “Did you hear my last recital?” Friend: “I hope so.”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 23

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:   Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?  A: Because he was always spotted.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 22

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 on the other hand, what do I have?” Student: “A drinking problem.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 21

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Dentist: “You need a crown.” Patient: “Finally someone who understands me!”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 20

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  A man was in a restaurant one day and then he suddenly realized he had to pass gas! And the music was really loud in the restaurant so he let it out! But, then he realized he was listening to his iPod music!

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 19

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 18

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?  A: Because it’s pointless!

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.