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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke: Q. What did the big flower say to the little flower?  A. Hi, bud!

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 127

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Joke:  Q. What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed? A. Cookie sheets!

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 126

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke: Q: why did the skeleton refuse to go to the prom?
A: because he had noBODY to dance with

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 125

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q:What Do Tree’s Drink?  A: Root beer

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

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SLL Daily – 124

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  A prisoner was freed from prison and yelled: I’m free, I’m free at last!” and a kid replied “So what? I’m four”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 123

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  There were 3 men in the desert. They all wanted something to cool them down. One brought a pail of water. The second brought an umbrella. The third took out a car door. The other two said,”Why do you have a car door?” The person said, “So we could roll the windows down when we get hot!”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 122

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Customer: “Waiter, waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?”  Waiter: “The backstroke, I think.”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 121

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It is very time-consuming.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 120

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What can only be used after it is broken?
A: An egg.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 119

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke: 

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub! I’m dwowning!

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 118

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:   Q: What is the king of all inches?
A: The ruler.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

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SLL Daily – 117

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  

Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 116

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke: 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. It’s cold outside.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 115

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, “Twist to open.”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 114

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle. When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, “I can grant you one wish.” “Well,” says the man, “I have never been too fond of flying, so could you make a highway from California to Hawaii?” The genie says, “Do you know how much of my power that would take?” The man says, “Okay, I have never really gotten girls, so could you make that happen?” The genie says, “You want that highway to be two lanes or four lanes?”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 113

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What did one streetlight say to the other?
A: “Don’t look, I’m changing.”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 112

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: If an electric train is traveling north-by-northeast at 59 MPH, and the wind is blowing west at 18 MPH, which way is the smoke blowing? A: There is no smoke; it’s an electric train.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 111

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look a bit flushed.

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 110

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke: 

Lady: “Is this my train?”
Station Master: “No, it belongs to the railway company.”
Lady: “Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New York.”
Station Master: “No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.

SLL Daily – 108

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Welcome to Senior Living Link Daily where I share a joke to brighten your mood and guided breathing to rejuvenate your body 7-days a week! Just three minutes of laughing and oxygenating your body create emotional and physical wellness for yourself and others around you.

Joke:  Q: What did the astronaut say when he wanted to be alone? A: “Give me some space!”

Guided Deep Breathing:  Inhale for 4 seconds, hold for 16 seconds, exhale for 8 seconds. Relax. Repeat for 3 cycles.

Have a great day and be a positive influence.